Rude Awakening

The sun isn’t even up yet and I wake to a whisper from the side of the bed.

“Meow”

She’s stalking her prey.  Suddenly she pounces.  Her face is less than an inch from mine, her knee firmly planted in my stomach.

“Meeeeow!”

She studies me for a moment and forgets she’s a cat.

“Cock-A-Doodle-Doooooooo!  I’m a rooster!  Feed me breakfast!”

Why is she always so perky in the morning?  I roll over and pretend I don’t hear the cat-rooster-child.

“Mommy, you have a biiig butt.”

“What?!  Don’t tell me that!”

“You always have a biiig butt!”

“Nobody  wants to be told that they have a big butt, cat-rooster-girl.”

(Pause)

“I like big butts.”

So which is worse – having a big butt or having Sir Mix A Lot stuck in your head for a week?

Baby Mommy Got Back.  Or so I’m told.

6 Responses to Rude Awakening
  1. Rosey
    August 24, 2011 | 12:54 pm

    Way too cute to be perturbed with for even one second. :)

  2. Jeanne
    August 24, 2011 | 3:36 pm

    Oh my! Nattie! At least you have a good retort for those teen years when she asks if her jeans make her butt look wide.

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    September 15, 2011 | 8:59 pm

    My toddler woke from his nap and immediately started bouncing on the bed. Then he got up and started dancing. So I turned some music on and we danced. gotta love the wee tots

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